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By: Humberto Rodriguez

Joke of the Day

The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains of Alaska for some sight-seeing.

 He was cruising along the campground in the Pope mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.

 A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales" hat, and a "To Heck with Bush" T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically, thrashing
around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10 foot grizzly bear.

 As the Pope watched horrified, a group of Republican loggers came racing up.
 One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest...

 The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semicon scious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off
the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the third tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.

 As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over.

 "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them.

 "I heard there was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic Environmental activists but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not

 As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies, "Who was that guy?"

 "It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom."

 "Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom but he sure don't know anything about bear hunting!

 "By the way, is the bait holding up, or do we need to g o back to Massachusetts and grab another one?

Thought of the Day

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy.  
~Norman Vincent Peale
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