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By: Humberto Rodriguez

Joke of the Day

Bubba went to a psychiatrist.   "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under  it.  I'm scared.  I think I'm going crazy."

"Just put yourself in my hands for one  year," said the shrink.  "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should  be able to get rid of those fears."

"How much do you charge?" "Eighty  dollars per visit, replied the doctor." "I'll sleep on it," said Bubba.

Six months later the doctor met Bubba  on the street.  "Why  didn't you ever come to see about those fears you were having?", asked the  psychiatrist.

"Well Eighty bucks a visit three times  a week for a year is an awful lot of money!  A bartender cured me for  $10.  I was so happy to have saved all that
money that I went and bought me  a new pickup!"

"Is that so!  And how, may I ask,  did a bartender cure you?" "He told me to cut the legs off the bed!  -  Ain't nobody under there now!!"

Thought of the Day

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy.  
~Norman Vincent Peale
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