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Subject: The dying priest
A lawyer friend passed this along to me...
An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his IRS agent and his Lawyer
(both church members), to come to his home.
When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom.
As they entered the room, the preacher held out his hands and motioned for
them to sit on each side of the bed.
The preacher grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled and stared at
the ceiling. For a time, no one said anything.
Both the IRS agent and lawyer were touched and flattered that the old
preacher would ask them to be with him during his final moment. They were
also puzzled because the preacher had never given any indication that he
particularly liked either one of them.
Finally, the Lawyer asked, "Preacher, why did you ask the two of us
to come to acompany you in your final moments?"
The old preacher mustered up some strength, then said weakly,
"Jesus died between two thieves, and that's how I want to go, too."
Regards,
Carlos
Thought of the Day
He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.
- Forrest Tucker
