Joke of the Day
The Blond Handywoman
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a
handywoman. She started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She
went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had
any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch," he said. "How much will you charge me?"
The blonde, after looking about, responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials she might
need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the
conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch
goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should; she was standing on it. Do you think she's
dumb?"
"No. I guess I'm guilty of being influenced by all the 'dumb blonde'
joke e-mails we've been receiving."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the husband asked.
"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two
coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to
her.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari
Thought of the Day
I believe in the free speech that liberals used to believe in, the economic freedom that conservatives used to believe in, and the personal freedom that America used to believe in.
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