A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional box, sits down but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk just sits there. Finally the Priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk replies, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either."
It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first' - Ronald Reagan