Joke of the Day
Subject: Estate Planning
When Fred found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly
father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.
So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most
beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her,
"but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20
million dollars."
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days
later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much smarter than men.
Thought of the Day
Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because the U.S. was too strong.
- Ronald Reagan
