Joke of the Day
Blonde in a Boat.
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There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water
in sight.
The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad
name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”
Thought of the Day
We win here or lose everywhere; if we win here, we improve the chances of winning everywhere.
General MacArthur, Korean War
