Joke of the Day
The Florida Seniors Breakfast Special
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns or oatmeal, and bagel or toast for $1.99.
"Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs. "
"Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty nine cents because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.
"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" my wife asked incredulously.
"YES!!" stated the waitress.
"I'll take the special then." my wife said.
"How do you want your eggs?" the waitress asked.
"Raw and in the shell," my wife replied.
She took the two eggs home.
DON'T MESS WITH THE SENIORS FROM FLORIDA!
We've been around the block more than once!!!
Thought of the Day
The inherent vice of Capitalism is the inequal sharing of blessings.
The inherent virtue of Socialism is the equal sharing of miseries.
-SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL Commons, October 22, 1945
