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By: Humberto Rodriguez

Joke of the Day


 How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? 
 Charismatic : Only 1
 Hands are already in the air.
 Pentecostal : 10
 One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
 Presbyterians : None
 Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
 Roman Catholic : None
 Candles only.
 Baptists : At least 15.
 One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and 
 decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.
 Episcopalians: 3
 One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how 
 much better the old one was.
 Mormons : 5
 One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.
 Unitarians :
 We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a 
 light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work 
 for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your 
 light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of 
 light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and 
 tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.
 Methodists : Undetermined
 Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be 
 a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the 
 Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.
 Nazarene : 6
 One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.
 Lutherans : None
 Lutherans don't believe in change.
 Amish :
 What's a light bulb?

Thought of the Day

But a Constitution of Government once changed from Freedom, can never be restored. Liberty, once lost, is lost forever. --John Adams
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