Joke of the Day
New Tax in effect January 1, 2003
The only thing the IRS has not taxed is the penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in the hole.
It has two dependents, but they are both nuts.
Effective January 1, 2003, penises will be taxed according to size. the brackets are as follows:
10-12" Luxury Tax
8-10" Pole Tax
5-8" Privilege Tax
4-5" Nuisance Tax
Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains.
Any male under 4" is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENTION.
Issues still under consideration are as follows:
Are there penalties for early withdrawal?
Do multiple partners count as a corporation?
Are condoms deductible as work clothes?
Thought of the Day
Understanding future warfare is the most important responsibility of those who must defend a nation from future enemies!
Major General Perry M. Smith
