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By: Humberto Rodriguez

Joke of the Day

It is what it is

Think a gallon of gas is expensive?

This makes one think, and also puts things in perspective.

Diet Snapple
16 oz $1.29 ........ $10.32 per gallon

Lipton Ice Tea
16 oz $1.19 ......... $9.52 per gallon

20 oz $1.59 ...... $10.17 per gallon

Ocean Spray
16 oz $1.25 . $! 10.00 per gallon

Brake Fluid
12 oz $3.15 . $33.60 per gallon

Vick's Nyquil
6 oz $8.35 .... $178.13 per gallon

Pepto Bismol
4 oz $3.85 . .... $123.20 per gallon

7 oz $1.39 ......... .. $25.42 per gallon

 1.5 oz $0.99 .......$84.48 per gallon

And this is the REAL KICKER...

Evian water
9 oz $1.49..........$21.19 per gallon?! $21.19 for WATER - and the buyers don't even know the source. (Evian spelled backwards is Naive.)

So, the next time you're at the pump, be glad your car doesn't run on water, Scope, or Whiteout, or God forbid Pepto Bismal or Nyquil.

Just a little humor to help ease the pain of your next trip to the pump...

Thought of the Day

Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt.
-Herbert Hoover 
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