Joke of the Day
A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office in Winter Haven,
Florida.
The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong
with the way you have intercourse," and charged them $50.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment,
have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.
Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"
The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and
we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house.. The
Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50 and
I get $43 back from Medicare!
Is Florida great, or what?
Thought of the Day
I have wondered at times about what the
Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses
had run them through the U.S. Congress..
-Ronald Reagan
