Joke of the Day
The Earthquake Yesterday
A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Mexico. Two million Mexicans have died and over a million are injured. The country
is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock
List of 5 items
• Canada is sending troops to help the Mexican army control the riots.
• Saudi Arabia is sending oil.
• Other Latin American countries are sending supplies.
• The European community (except France) is sending food and money.
• The United States, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Mexicans.
Thought of the Day
Hanging onto resentment is letting someone you despise live rent-free in your head.
~Esther Lederer, a.k.a. Ann Landers
